My Mom always used to say to me, "If everyone else were jumping off a bridge, would you do it, too?" For many years, my answer was the same hang-dog expression, slouching of the shoulders, and shuffling away, mumbling, "No."

Then on day I got smart. After I started answering, "Well gee, if they're all jumping, they must be having fun, so I think I'd need to try it. Mom, you always tell me to try new things, right?" -- she stopped asking me that question.

So, when faced with the opportunity to join the Bad Example Clan, I figured since everyone else is doing it, it must be some kind of fun!

But first, let me tell you about how I found the Bad Example Family. Once upon a time, in a land far away...

oh wait, that's not it...
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1 Voucherized...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 31, 2006 11:01 PM (lfQya)

2 I *knew* I wouldn't even have to wave my magic vouching wand for you. The kids are just too fast for me. Now do your decorating so I can put you on the blogroll :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 31, 2006 11:12 PM (ubhj8)

3 Wow! I get to (maybe) sit by Ogre? (Or at least share tartan? Coooool....

Posted by: Richmond at February 01, 2006 12:24 AM (e8QFP)

4 Thanks, T1G! Will do today, Harvey. And Richmond, come, sit right here. I've always got a spot right next to me...and I don't know why no one else will sit there...

Posted by: Ogre at February 01, 2006 10:56 AM (+Gl1m)

5 Here's another Vouch for you... I think Contagion, Oddybobo and T1G got you already, but just in case...

Posted by: vw bug at February 01, 2006 12:08 PM (OD3ab)

6 Yay, thank you!

Posted by: Ogre at February 01, 2006 12:37 PM (/k+l4)

7 Hey Harvey, what can I do with spare vouchers? Can I collect them and buy stuff?

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It seems a challenge has been issued. Sissy, of And What's Next, has laid claim to the title of "Pickiest Eater in the Blogosphere."

BUT, she only laid the claim in response to Echo Zoe's claim when speaking of my wonderful Spam lunch, where he claimed

No Sissy, I am the world's pickiest eater. As far as arguments about it go, I am undefeated. My wife is super picky, but she caved in and conceded defeat in minutes when we first met and discussed it.

I'll go ahead and post mine:

Brussel Sprouts.
Baloot.
Mushrooms.

I think that's about it.

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I'd like to introduce a couple of the advertisers here on this site. However, I might need to check with a lawyer or the FEC or something.

Over on the left sidebar, you'll see an ad for Nathan Tabor for NC Senate. He is running for election to the North Carolina Senate in district 31. Go check his site and read what his ideas are to help North Carolina.

Now, I'm pretty safe on that one, as the laws permitting free speech in NC don't prohibit using the internet for free speech. However, I have no idea what the current federal laws are. And, over on the right side, you should see a nice large yellow ad supporting Kissell for Congress.

Let's see...since his ad is appearing here on my site, do I have to report an "in-kind" contribution to his campaign? But his campaign paid someone else to place that ad on my site, and presumably, I will get a portion of that advertising revenue. Does that revenue to me that was paid by his campaign need to be reported as a campaign contribution from him to the ad company to me to him?

But don't newspapers get to run paid political ads without reporting them? Or does the initial expenditure to purchase the ad count as the reporting? But can a blog be considered anything related to a newspaper? Gee, both are supplying information to those who want it.

Oh, but wait, what if I say something more specific, like "Vote Kissell." Now do I have to report something? Do I have to report that I said it, or is there a cash value associated with it? Does it matter how many times I say it? Should I start reporting a 0.1-cent contribution each time I type "Vote Kissell?" Or should I report it every time someone READS what I typed?

And then, what if I type something bad, like "Don't vote Kissell." Now what? Does it cancel out the contribution from before? Should I keep track of how many times I type "vote" and "don't vote?" Or should the contributions be based on how many people actually READ those lines?

If the FEC decides they want to regulate freedom of speech over the internet, I might just have to print and mail them a report of each time I think someone has read those lines. I think I'll need a bulk mail permit.

OR, should I just have freedom of speech, especially political speech, to say whatever the heck I want to on this blog? I think we all know what the answer should be.

But anyway, please do visit both of those campaigns who have decided to advertise here on this little blog. Thank you both!

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It seems this past weekend that Howie Dean was a guest on Fox News Sunday. And during the interview, he was referred to as Lord Governor Dean.

For those who tried to watch the interview, or just fell asleep during it; or were at church, or cannot stand wading through it to get to the good parts, we have once again assembled the crackstaff here to interpret and convert what was said into actual English, with attempts at finding the true meanings -- reading between the lines.
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The North Carolina General Assembly is corrupt. I know many don't want to admit it, but it truly is. Democrats have run this state using the "good old boy network" for the better part of a century. Republicans have NEVER controlled the state. Keep that in mind.

This year a new law went into effect the REQUIRED all government school students to have a complete eye exam. No, there's no reason for it -- no one benefits because the students could attend no matter how they scored on the test, and the school would do nothing different for students who did poorly. And don't worry, if you couldn't afford it, the legislature would pay for it ($2 million new spending).

Oh wait, someone would benefit -- the doctors who performed the exam! Suddenly large numbers of preschool children would be getting eye exams. And do you know the profession of the Democrat Party leader of the NC House who personally added that requirement last year (to a spending bill)? He's an optometrist.

Go ahead, try and convince me that's not corruption.

But that's not even all. Now that the state is in the gambling business, the local "Native American Tribe" wants in -- the Cherokee tribe wants to put in Vegas-style games on their "reservation." Will they? Well, it depends on how much money they donate to the politicians -- just you watch.

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Do you like Hot Sauce? I love it. Now I don't like the hot sauce that burns your taste buds off your tongue. But I do like things hot. For example, I like crushed red pepper on the pizza, and I like Tabasco on my BBQ.

There's two big blogs that blog about hot sauce (that I know of): The Hot Zone Online, and Hot Sauce Blog.

Well, it wasn't enough to just blog about it, Nick introduced a brand new hot sauce for bloggers. No really, the name of the hot sauce is "Hot Blog Sauce!" And all proceeds from it's sale go to the American Cancer Society.

I already ordered mine -- I'll post a review after I try it!

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1 I like hot sauce, but I like it for the flavor, not just because it's hot. If the stuff is hot, but has no flavor or a bad one, I won't eat it. I'll let you test taste it first. Then again, you do like spam... maybe you aren't the best judge for this.

Posted by: Contagion at January 30, 2006 10:20 PM (Q5WxB)

2 Congrats, Smoke Eater has nominated you for one of the "Best So Far" Blog Awards at Bloggin' Outloud. http://blogginoutloud.blogspot.com/2006/02/best-so-far-blog-awards.html Feel free to participate, nominate, and spread the word. Thanks, Lyn from FBO

Posted by: Lyn at January 30, 2006 10:33 PM (SbjfW)

3 I like both -- the hotness and the flavor. And yes, there is such a thing as too hot. I wonder what Spam is like with hot sauce...

Posted by: Ogre at January 31, 2006 10:40 AM (+Gl1m)

4 You have to try this one. Grind up banana peppers in a blender or food processer (include the seeds). Grind up some jalepinos if so inclined. Measure how much of that mush you have and throw it in a pot. Add the same amount of yellow mustard and also vinegar. 3 equal parts. Cook it down a while and can it if you made a huge batch. You will thank me for this.

Posted by: Tomslick at January 31, 2006 01:38 PM (xNjHI)

5 Got my bottle on Friday and have been in heaven all weekend

Posted by: Robert at February 05, 2006 09:13 PM (qcGOp)

6 Good stuff, isn't it? My official review of it goes up tomorrow afternoon!

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Some lighter fare for the Monday that won't end. And why haven't we done away with Mondays yet?

Breaking news report from Iraq. Yes, it's safe for work, and not remotely political. It's just damn funny. Hat tip to Kender.

And, in case you missed it the first time this ad made the rounds, a great commercial for Beer. If you wonder if you've seen it, well, just watch it again, it's really good. Completely safe for work. Hat tip to Smokey.

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This week's Tarheel Tavern is posted at BlueNC. Head on over and have a read.

The Tarheel Tavern is a weekly blog carnival of posts from and about North Carolina bloggers. And this week (February 4th), yours truly is the host! So if you're blogging in North Carolina, or even ABOUT North Carolina, feel free to participate! Just send your posts on to me (hit the email link over to the left).

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January 30, 2006 Guard the Borders Blogburst

By Heidi

This first month of 2006 has seen a spate of unprecedented media attention to on-going border breaches such as drug smuggling tunnels and Mexican Army incursions. Deceitful Mexican government officials have disavowed any knowledge of such breaches, instead presenting laughable theories of "American soldiers disguised as Mexicans". Even our own Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, has covered for the Mexicans by dismissing border incursion as mere navigational "mistakes". (He's failed to comment on the gunfire from said "lost" Mexican soldiers.)

No one is fooled. Our border agents continue to risk their lives confronting heavily armed Mexican soldiers and smuggling gangs, while our own American citizens living on the border continue to petition our government for security - to no avail. Two American states, Arizona and New Mexico, have declared a state of emergency in their states, as the financial and societal obligation of caring for illegal immigrants crushes their economy and resources.
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In May, the North Carolina State House will form a committee to solve a problem. Let's hope all they do is form the committee, because anything else will be bad, absolutely guaranteed.

Rep. Walter Church says

We want to see what can be done to help save people's homes

So, where'd the problem come from? The government. It's the government, through loan guarantee programs, that encourages people who cannot afford houses to buy them. This is borne out by the fact that over 80% of the foreclosures were on loans of $150,000 or less.

But don't worry, even though it's a problem that individuals borrow more money than they can afford to pay, and the banks don't care because the government (taxpayers) will give them their loan money back upon default, instead of government STOPPING the activity that leads to the problem, government will attempt to "solve" the problem.

Being it's NC Democrats that are involved, look for the solution to be more spending. It's always their answer.

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In case you're interested in your organized religion's position on political issues -- the Episcopal Diocese of central NC has gone on record as wanting to ban the death penalty.

This is not a post about the death penalty -- I think that it's good to know that if you're participating in organized religion, you should know what they're doing with your weekly offering plate donations.

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If you need another contest for your blog, feel to join in:

Announcing:
The Best So Far, Blog Awards, January 2006
(Note: All correspondence via email to BestSoFar@RightThinking.net )

Super Short Timetable
1. Nominations via email being accepted through Wed, February 1st.
2. Voting via email will take place February 1st through February 5th.
3. Winners announced (and all links posted) Sunday, February 5th.

Only 5 Categories
1. January's Best Pet Blogs
2. January's Best Political Blogs
3. January's Best LinkFest Blogs
4. January's Best Religious Blogs
5. January's Best Humor Blogs

3 Simple Rules
1. Send an email to BestSoFar@RightThinking.net with up to 5 nominations in each category (you may nominate yourself or others in more than one applicable category).
2. Post this announcement and/or link to this entry ( permalink ) on your blog and spread the word quickly (remember, nominations close Wed, Feb 1st).
3. Finalists will be notified on Wed, Feb 1st and listed here. You can then solicit votes at your own blog and have fans vote for their favorite blog in each category via email at BestSoFar@RightThinking.net by Sun, Feb 5th.

Additional Thoughts
1. All nominations will receive link recognition.
2. Winners will get special recognition (I just haven't thought of it yet).
3. Probably mid-stream adjustments. Comments and suggestions welcome.

Here's to the Best So Far!
From Bloggin' Outloud

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How did something so good get associated with something so annoying?

Time for lunch!

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1 That is rather delicate looking crockery in the background there....the white jars next to the taoster oven? Way too delicate for an Ogre to have.....

Posted by: kender at January 28, 2006 06:52 PM (n8Nj3)

2 I like the countertop, but look at what appears to be elegant warm oak wood cabinetry? Again, surprising for an Ogre.

Posted by: Cao at January 28, 2006 08:53 PM (RyucI)

3 You see, Ogre is hiding his true home, as he does not want any moon-bats to find him, I would assume he may be allergic to moon-bat meat, and is trying to keep them away as they can be quite tasty once roasted to perfection. One other question, why the bread? I thought ogres only ate raw meat and eyeball jelly?

Posted by: Smoke Eater at January 28, 2006 10:09 PM (K7uqT)

4 I think we've all learned from practical experience that even Ogres enjoy luxury and niceties. Let's remember some of the most famous Ogres of all. First, there's Randolph, the Viscount of Sacramento. He enjoyed polo, raising money for orphans, and consuming rows and rows of Spam sandwiches. Next, there's Napolean Bonaparte. Not many people knew that he was an Ogre, but he was indeed. His lifetime loves included Josephine, war, and rows and rows of Spam sandwiches. Finally, we come to Girard Depardieu, the French actor. We all are familiar with his passion for obscure movies, subtle comedic roles, and his Shaggy-like hair-do. But, not many are aware of his desire for rows and rows of Spam sandwiches.

Posted by: Stevin at January 29, 2006 12:04 AM (LfL8N)

5 Is this lunch you are fixing for others to lure them in? or is this your lunch?

Posted by: vw bug at January 29, 2006 02:07 AM (k+jIa)

6 yummmaaaaaaaaaaaa...hoo gets the left overs?..wink*

Posted by: Angel at January 29, 2006 06:25 AM (kMonL)

7 Looks good -- but let's add some Danish cheese to it! Mullahs have been demanding that Muslims all over the world stop buying Danish products. I think we should all respond with some Havarti!

Posted by: FrauBudgie at January 29, 2006 04:54 PM (yFo7Z)

8 MMM.. SPAM! Hey, if people sent THIS stuff to me in my email box all the time, it wouldn't be so bad ;-)

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal at January 29, 2006 06:22 PM (OKBoD)

9 Delicate? All the better to smash, my dear Kender! The bread, Smokey, is to make the stuff go further. I can of spam doesn't do much, but when you add in a 24-pack of rolls, you can actually get a meal out of it. Stevin, way too close for comfort. Did you know some of my ancestors from the 1500s are from France? We're hoping the just traveled through, but still... VW? Angel? This IS Ogre we're talking about. It was enough for lunch for me, but that's about it... Frau -- good idea! I've never tried spam sammiches with cheese. And if the Muslims hate it, all the better! GTL -- I sent you some...well, I crammed one into the slot on my computer and hit send -- did you get it?

Posted by: Ogre at January 29, 2006 10:29 PM (+Gl1m)

10 I love those canisters.....love them....where did you get them?

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at January 30, 2006 01:46 AM (aULs8)

11 All our local grocery stores carry them. Maybe it's just in demand in this area...I know I buy about 1 a week on average...

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 01:49 AM (+Gl1m)

12 Oh, and these days they're even coming in little plastic resealable boxes so if you're a lightweight, you don't have to eat the whole thing!

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 01:51 AM (+Gl1m)

13 No, Ogre... unfortunately I did NOT receive the good-tasting spam you attempted to send... instead I got a hundred ads for enlarging pictures (or something like that - I know it started with a "P"). I'm still hungry, man! I think I need to root through my pantry again... I'm SURE there's GOTTA be some spam, mayo and bread in there somewhere ;-) Blog ON, man...

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal at January 30, 2006 02:56 AM (OKBoD)

14 If'n you're up this way, I've almost always got some Spam sammiches ready! And they go really good with beer!

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 03:02 AM (+Gl1m)

15 Ewww, I think I may be sick! The only thing worse then mayo is mayo with SPAM!! Eck! But, consider the source, I am possible the world's pickiest eater.

Posted by: Sissy at January 30, 2006 04:26 AM (gCk3+)

16 Lots and lots of mayo! I emptied the jar on this stack!

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 10:31 AM (+Gl1m)

17 Grilled spam with cheese and mayo, cusine for sure! Loved them as a kid, but haven't had them in decades. I am missing something.

Posted by: Machelle at January 30, 2006 03:22 PM (ZAyoW)

18 You ARE missing something! They were GoooooooD!

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 03:57 PM (/k+l4)

19 GAG! Spam is nasty.

Posted by: Contagion at January 30, 2006 04:39 PM (Q5WxB)

20 Only in your emailbox. Did you know Spam now comes in flavors? You can get Turkey Spam. I like the classic, original, myself.

Posted by: Ogre at January 30, 2006 08:01 PM (/k+l4)

21 No Sissy, I am the world's pickiest eater. As far as arguments about it go, I am undefeated. My wife is super picky, but she caved in and conceded defeat in minutes when we first met and discussed it. It pains me to know that Spam is made right here in my home state of Minnesota. When I was in Hawaii, I was told no one eats more Spam than Hawaiians. They got a special can made for them. I never went in McDonalds there, but I heard they sell Spam in McDonalds in Hawaii. I guess there is something worse than their burgers there

Posted by: Echo Zoe at January 30, 2006 10:45 PM (K+h36)

22 Spam burgers at McDonalds! Wow! I'm going to have to ask my local franchise to start carrying that! Neat!

Posted by: Ogre at January 31, 2006 10:41 AM (+Gl1m)

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If you like your roads full of potholes, elect Democrats to the North Carolina Legislature. It really is as simple as that.

Every year since 1989, the Democrats in the North Carolina legislature have broken the law -- but there's no one to hold them accountable except the people who vote for them. Every year, for 17 years now, the Democrats vote to take tax money and use it in ways that it was not supposed to be used.

The state law says that tax money is to be used only for the purpose that it was created. In this example, the massively heavy (6th-highest in the nation) gas tax is supposed to be used for road construction. It is not.

First, the Democrats vote every year to take about $316 million from the gas taxes and move it to other places -- like personal checking accounts, kickbacks, and legislative salaries. Over time, this is now over three BILLION dollars that was raised to build roads, but has not been used on roads. That's $3,000,000,000.00 in roads we paid for, but didn't get, thanks to Democrats.

Then the Democrats take some of the leftover money that was raised to build roads and spend it on buses, train tracks, train stations, and other forms of "mass transit." Again, money that we paid for roads that is not being used for roads.

That's why they needed to raise the tax yet again this year -- they're running out of money for their personal projects, NOT because they need money for roads. Folks, the Democrats have run the North Carolina Senate for decades. The Republicans have NEVER been in power in the North Carolina Senate.

If you like your roads crappy and full of holes, keep electing those Democrats -- they're getting really good at not giving you what you paid for.

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Yay, me!

During the Football season this year, I was invited by another blogger to play in a Yahoo Pick 'em league. In this league, you just pick who you think will win each football game each week. You get one point for each correct answer. After being not in the lead the entire season, in the last two week, Ogre, who has never won anything like this before, took the lead and won!

Contagion, the host, score a 167, good enough for 3rd place. That 1 Guy, with 168, was in it until the end. But the big winner (me) got 172 points (out of 256). Yay, me!

Also, apparently mentioned during signups, was the prize. I didn't really pay attention to the prize offering, because I didn't really expect to win at all. Imagine my surprise earlier this week when the package addressed to "Ogre" arrived in my mailbox! And here is what I found:

Now I just have to decide where to put it. I could put it with my other magnets on the garage door:

Or I could put it on my car:

Decisions, decisions...

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So...how long after this picture was taken do you suppose it was before the cat gave the llama a new nostril?

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1 Wow, that looks almost exactly like my cat.

Posted by: Jeremy at January 27, 2006 10:44 PM (N6w+N)

2 I think Ogre has llama fetish

Posted by: Mindflame at January 28, 2006 01:32 AM (SlODe)

3 I think Ogre has a think for llama's.

Posted by: Mindflame at January 28, 2006 01:33 AM (SlODe)

4 I think the llama will never strike this pose again. One good swat will take care of that.

Posted by: srp at January 28, 2006 03:52 AM (CCCUw)

5 I have no problem with llamas. I can stop any time I want. I just don't want to.

Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2006 06:19 PM (+Gl1m)

6 "a major problem in the llama community... cat snorting"

Posted by: Harvey at January 28, 2006 07:07 PM (ubhj8)

7 OK, I think we need to find people from "llamas anonymous" to host an intervention here, anyone care to take this up?

Posted by: Smoke Eater at January 28, 2006 10:10 PM (K7uqT)

8 BTW, Ogre, it's just not right to ask a poor little cat (even though they ARE EVIL) to kill your lunch for you, find a club and have some fun next time, OK?

Posted by: Smoke Eater at January 28, 2006 10:11 PM (K7uqT)

9 Llama llama duck!

Posted by: Stevin at January 29, 2006 12:06 AM (LfL8N)

10 Cat snorting? Only AFTER that llama gets an extended nostril, me thinks. Smokey, I said I could stop whenever I wanted. And I'm not taking on that cat, even with a club.

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The battle continues in Riviera Beach, FL. In case you've been living under a rock, I'll remind you of the details of the situation -- government is trying to use eminent domain to take the privately-owned land of citizens and give it to other citizens, against their will. This latest article brings to light the mindset of the people trying to take this land by force:

Mayor Michael Brown says, "I am using the tools available to me to try to get more jobs and build our tax base, I am trying to take our most valuable property and leverage it to benefit the entire city.''

What if I don't WANT his money? What if I don't WANT him to increase my tax base? That's the case in Riviera Beach -- they don't WANT him to take their land -- and it's not his right to, no matter his personal desire to "increase his tax base."

''We need to do something in our city to create economic upward movement,'' said City Council Chairwoman Liz Wade. ``This is about our future.''

But this city council will have none of that. They want cash, and they will use the force of government to get it, no matter what laws or rights stand in their way. It appears the government will succeed. Keep that in mind when you think you have any freedom in this country.

We may be the most free country in the world -- but it's getting to be more and more that it's like saying that you finished in the top ten -- and there were only 8 people in the race.

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Despite the utter hatred of capitalism's symbol, WalMart, there appear to be quite a few people who like them (other than the socialist legislature in Maryland). Near Chicago, 25,000 people applied for jobs at a WalMart that's just opening up -- and there's only 325 positions.

If the people were in agreement with the left in this country, they wouldn't all be trying to work for WalMart, would they? But I'm sure the anti-capitalists will claim these poor, oppressed people were forced to apply because they didn't have any choice.

I'm no big fan of WalMart, but I'm a fan of freedom and capitalism.

(H/T to Raven).

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1 Again, I have a strong hatred of Walmart. But they are a company and should be allowed to run/operate their business in a manner they choose. They will not get a penny from me however.

Posted by: Contagion at January 27, 2006 01:40 PM (Q5WxB)

2 I'll pick anywhere else first...but sometimes they're the only place to get something at a reasonable price when I'm feeling impatient and need it NOW.

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2006 01:59 PM (/k+l4)

3 I know what you guys mean. If I can I don't go their.

Posted by: Arbitratorofall at January 27, 2006 03:43 PM (5+Jvh)

4 I basically hit whatever is closest. I have a target near my store, and another one down the road, and a Kmart around the corner, but there is a Walmart 2 miles from where I live. I do not like that they never greet anyone anymore. Haven't been greeted at any Walmart in like 8 years in raleigh. Supposed to be part of the shopping experience. But, whatever is closest PS: what are you doing posting? Have you finished Hapland already?

Posted by: William Teach at January 27, 2006 03:52 PM (IRsCk)

5 Dammit, it's running in another tab. When I reset, I check other things... and most of my posts are delayed auto-posts, anyway!

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2006 03:57 PM (/k+l4)

6 If Wal-Mart was cleaner, had wider isles, and wasn't filled with so many idiots, I'd shop there more. Target pissed me off recently, and so I find myself putting up with Wal-Mart a little more now though.

Posted by: Echo Zoe at January 27, 2006 06:32 PM (K+h36)

7 Let's be real - noone shops at Wal-Mart for quality. But using the courts to slam Wal-Mart for failing to provide employee health benefits will only negatively affect its one true benefit: Affordability. And that is not helpful to the lower income working class folks to whom this store appeals.

Posted by: Cate at January 27, 2006 08:15 PM (eagrE)

8 I dont really like wal mart either, and an argument could be made that they are in direct defiance of the free market. The free market, among other things assumes that firms have no market power and that there are no economies of scale. Clearly Wal Mart has made its living violating these two principles and thus is inefficient and an enemy of the free market economy.

Posted by: Brian at January 27, 2006 09:48 PM (qe/Un)

9 Sheesh, I guess I'm going out on a limb here, but I really like WalMart. My husband and I travel by motorhome occasionally, and have always found WalMart stores to be clean and well stocked, and the employees are always friendly and courteous. I don't mean to sound like a commercial, but I just never really understood why so many people hate them.

Posted by: Patty-Jo at January 28, 2006 03:53 AM (0h1D1)

10 I've only seen a few that weren't clean. But yes, they are always incredibly crowded with no room to move in them -- but there's just simply no way to get lower prices, so people will continue to shop there.

Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2006 06:16 PM (+Gl1m)

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A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.

The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes, and he could instruct her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was going smoothly.

At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.

The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.

"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."

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1 HEY! Here's a link to the Best Blonde Joke Ever: http://whatsit2you.blogspot.com/2006/01/best-blonde-joke-ever-ever.html

Posted by: Charlie on the PA Tpk at January 27, 2006 01:44 PM (IgLY6)

2 Oh, no you don't!

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2006 02:00 PM (/k+l4)

3 I will be sending this to my BIL... he is a "retired" Marine. Some how he got a job teaching Marines how to fly those things. He'll love this joke.

Posted by: vw bug at January 28, 2006 02:04 AM (k+jIa)

4 Glad you liked it!

Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2006 06:21 PM (+Gl1m)

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This week's headline news in Charlotte, NC, brought to you by the Charlotte City Council:

Charlotte Chamber declares thousands of new businesses open in Charlotte -- showing that Charlotte is a good place to do business.

Myers Park attack may be serial rapist -- police advise women to stay indoors

Monroe police hunt for robber

County Commissioner Parks Helms says top priority will be improving schools

Carjacking suspect sought

Lane closings to build sidewalk

Charlotte restaurant robbed

City to split road for light rail

Apparently I am just about the only one who notices the very disturbing trend there. If you don't see it, I'll give you a hint: Government priorities. If you like the trend, keep putting those Democrats in office.

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