For those who simply cannot stand Christmas and Christians (hello, ACLU), Joe Carter has posted a nice little creation story for the materialist. It starts out like this:

In the beginning was Nothing and Nothing created Everything. When Nothing decided to create Everything, she filled a tiny dot with Time, Chance, and Everything and had it explode. The explosion spread Everything into Everywhere carrying Time and Chance with it to keep it company. The three stretched out together leaving bits of themselves wherever they went. One of those places was the planet Earth.

Posted by: Ogre at 03:06 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 rofl. Presumably Nothing was an atheist.

Posted by: Laura at December 15, 2005 10:14 PM (6BLTq)

2 No, nothing was nothing. ?

Posted by: Ogre at December 15, 2005 10:41 PM (uSCkp)

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