Ok, VW Bug seems to think that she can just tag me with a meme and it will turn out how she likes. Boy is she wrong! Here's the rules, as she's supplied them to me:

First: (This has been redone for Ogre's sake). Copy and paste questions #1 thru #4 to a post on your site. Answer the questions to the best of your ability. Then copy #5 and include the link.

Second: Link to my site (because itÂ’s polite to link to the site that tagged you).

Third: Go and tag up to five other blogs, or more if ya like.

Fourth: Email the owner of, or post on the blogs that you have tagged, to inform them that youÂ’ve tagged them.

1. Do you use time for an alarm clock up to in the morning?

2. What do many how wake set it times?

3. Do have a snooze button? If so ever clocked an alarm?

4. you you you hit the bus?

Then I am to answer the questions to the best of my ability. Very well.

1. No, time uses me for various nefarious purposes. One day I may learn to control it so I can take over the world.

2. Banana cake mambo dump truck taxi driver.

3. No, I have arms and legs and teeth, no buttons, at least as long as I stay away from those government-run black helicopters. Since I don't have a button, I am not obligated to provide information about me clocking or not clocking any alarms.

4. I did not.

Second, I already provided a link back to VW, and here's a link back to the evil person who started this.

Third, ooo, look! Something shiny!

Posted by: Ogre at 01:00 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: vw bug at November 22, 2005 03:36 PM (Xl/Yt)

2 What? What? Do I have greens in my teeth or something?

Posted by: Ogre at November 22, 2005 03:45 PM (/k+l4)

3 Wow... that was done just beautifully. You, sir, are a master of evasion.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 22, 2005 07:45 PM (KnKpR)

4 That's not the point of meme's, either?

Posted by: Ogre at November 22, 2005 08:31 PM (uSCkp)

5 We've had you under surveillance for a while now. We saw you hit the bus, numerous times.

Posted by: Contagion at November 23, 2005 09:46 AM (e8b4J)

6 Those photographs do not clearly show who was driving the tractor, so they are inconclusive at best. Just because it was my tractor doesn't mean I was driving it at the time.

Posted by: Ogre at November 23, 2005 10:00 AM (/k+l4)

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