Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together And discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's rear-end. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York."

(Hat tip to Big Dog).

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1 LOL

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Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2007 12:48 PM (pHUVv)

3 As a former resident of Alaska, I cannot allow this to go uncorrected!!! AK refers to Alaska, not Arkansas! The postal abbreviation for Arkansas is AR. Kindly correct this abominal insult to my former home state, or you shall surely hear from my attorneys, the law form of Salisbury, Poore, Naste, Brutus and Short.

Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2007 08:12 PM (lAOTn)

4 Ah, CRAP! I knew that! Sorry sorry, those of you who sent Ted "Earmark" Stevens to Washington.

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2007 10:06 PM (pHUVv)

5 Sorry sorry, those of you who sent Ted "Earmark" Stevens to Washington. That's all well and good, but how about an apology for those of us who refused to vote for that little @#$!!? Heh.

Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2007 11:13 PM (lAOTn)

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Posted by: McGehee at January 27, 2007 11:14 PM (lAOTn)

7 Well, I suppose you're not allowed to shoot the bastards... And what alter ego? That's an actual photograph!

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2007 11:54 PM (pHUVv)

8 Ah, I see. You've adopted it so when your crew raids an enemy ship, you'll have proper night vision belowdecks.

Posted by: McGehee at January 29, 2007 04:14 AM (lAOTn)

9 Exactly correct! Or when the raid happens at night...

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