A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter.

The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes, and he could instruct her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was going smoothly.

At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods.

The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay. As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.

"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the ceiling fan."

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1 HEY! Here's a link to the Best Blonde Joke Ever: http://whatsit2you.blogspot.com/2006/01/best-blonde-joke-ever-ever.html

Posted by: Charlie on the PA Tpk at January 27, 2006 01:44 PM (IgLY6)

2 Oh, no you don't!

Posted by: Ogre at January 27, 2006 02:00 PM (/k+l4)

3 I will be sending this to my BIL... he is a "retired" Marine. Some how he got a job teaching Marines how to fly those things. He'll love this joke.

Posted by: vw bug at January 28, 2006 02:04 AM (k+jIa)

4 Glad you liked it!

Posted by: Ogre at January 28, 2006 06:21 PM (+Gl1m)

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