Ok, I think I've got the hang of being a member of the insanity- reality-based community. Let's give this a shot, shall we?

I saw today that Ed Lorenz died Wednesday. Now while the news reports claim that Ed died of a heart attack while participating in a sport he truly loved (and had perfected -- Ed had rolled a perfect game just a short time before), that's not the whole story -- at least not according to the MBC (moonbat central).

You see, Ed only died because of Bush. Yes, that's right, it's Bush's fault.

Back in 2002, Bush appointed a man, Phil Nottingham, to the head of the federal government agency on product safety commission -- Phil was the assistant vice-executive in charge of bowling and large-ball sporting events. Phil, however, received campaign donations from "Big Bowling" -- and this clouded his judgment.

In 2004, Tim Filiopotous suggested adding a rule change to the international federal government safety rules regarding bowling and suggested that no bowling balls be allowed that were heavier than 16 ounces -- for the children, of course.

Well, Mr. Nottingham, under heavy pressure from President Bush (due to campaign contributions from "Big Bowling") refused to make that rule change -- and thereby sealed Ed Lorenz' fate. For had he been using a 16 ounce ball, the pressures on his body would have been tremendously reduced and poor Ed would have never had a heart attack in the first place.

So President Bush clearly caused Ed Lorenz' death in Portage, MI.

How's that for moonbattery? Well, it's better than the morons that are blaming Bush for the miner's deaths -- my version has more logic to it.

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