September 28, 2005

Cavemen Had Cars

Apparently someone has been educated by the government school system in Texas -- and the was elected to a government position, likely based in part on his excellent education. Sheriff John:

We have been living like cavemen, sleeping in cars, doing bodily functions outside

Uh...okay. I wonder what kind of cars cavemen had? According to the Cartoon Network, the dinosaurs and cavemen lived about the same time, so the dinosaurs hadn't died yet to give us oil, nor did Evil Haliburton (TM) exist to refine the oil to gas (only to make profits), so there couldn't have been any gasoline.

Does that mean that cavemen had electric cars? Or does it mean that people in Texas have cars that don't run on gasoline? Oh wait, now I see what's going on in Texas:

fred_barney_car.jpg

Man, those people have it pretty good. Dinosaurs to wash the dishes, they get to walk around in bare feet all the time, good union jobs at the rock quarry -- I think we need more hurricanes to hit places so things will get even better!

P.S. Hey Sheriff John: Shut your pie hole, get out from in front of the cameras, and try working for something instead of whining about what others haven't GIVEN you.

Posted by: Ogre at 08:04 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 I have something to give him, but he's not gonna like it!!

Posted by: oddybobo at September 28, 2005 09:20 AM (6Gm0j)

2 He might, rabbit, he might...

Posted by: Ogre at September 28, 2005 10:00 AM (/k+l4)

3 You know sometimes I'd like to administer a caveman style attitude adjustment.

Posted by: Jack at September 28, 2005 09:33 PM (aFawc)

4 I wonder if it would get through their thick skulls...

Posted by: Ogre at September 29, 2005 05:48 AM (iJFc9)

5 I know the city of Penscola didn't flood and a thousand people didn't die to poor planning, (actually we in the State of FL are pretty organized overall when it comes to Hurricanes) but there are people in Pensacola still living like this after a year. Give me a break. And why don't I hear the people from Mississippi whining? They got hit just as hard. Yet, they say NOTHING. They've rolled up their shirt sleeves and are putting it back together. The people of Mississippi know what the Floridians know... you can rely on NOBODY but your own for basic survival. Ain't nobody gonna come help you. Those folks need to suck it up and quit whining. We're all sick of it.

Posted by: Bou at September 29, 2005 07:47 AM (5JHEt)

6 But, but, isn't government there to provide every need for you? A lot of people seem to think so...

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