I was speaking with a friend of mine yesterday afternoon, and he had a good idea -- we need some detectives. He suggested we should start the investigation, and he's quite sure that Bud Selig, President George W. Bush, and the U.S. Congress would be very happy (and likely to pay a lot) for us to solve this mystery.

We have GOT to find out who it is that's running around the country injecting people with steroids! I think if we track Rafael Palmeiro's steps, we can find out where he's been. Is he being injected in public, when someone brushes up against him in a crowd? Perhaps someone is sneaking into his house at night and shooting him up while he sleeps.

We now have Jason Giambi who has said he didn't take them, but then told a federal grand jury he did take them. Jason says what's happened to Palmeiro is "an unfortunate thing." Add Ryan Franklin, the 8th violator of Major League Baseball's steroid policy, and now we're sure there's a conspiracy.

Someone, or some group, possibly connected to the medical field, with access to steroids, is obviously going around, in secret, and injecting these baseball players with steroids. Why? That is the big unknown. We're not sure yet if it's a conspiracy to bring down MLB, or if it's targeted at certain players. Advance copies of NYTimes articles seem to indicate that they blame Bush.

Posted by: Ogre at 09:02 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I too fear for the future of MLB. Whoever is targeting these poor souls is a monster... no, a demon! Have any of them seen a light in the sky? Just working on a theory...

Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 05, 2005 01:24 AM (Yi65j)

2 We don't know anything about who these monsters are. Investigations have commenced. We've got someone following Rafi 24/7...

Posted by: Ogre at August 05, 2005 07:13 AM (/k+l4)

3 I for one think it's Barry Bonds going around injecting others so he doesn't look as bad. Either that or its the flies in my office.

Posted by: Machelle at August 05, 2005 01:33 PM (ZAyoW)

4 Barry Bonds is doing what to the FILES in your office?

Posted by: Ogre at August 05, 2005 02:08 PM (L0IGK)

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