From VW Bug, who apparently has more jokes than even she can post on her Wacky Humor for Dreaded Wednesday, a few gems about drinking:

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

~ Jack Handy

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

mmMMMmm....Beer

~Homer Simpson

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1 I can't argue with Ben Franklin. I mean, he is the father of our nation. A brilliant man.

Posted by: Stevin at November 30, 2005 07:36 PM (LfL8N)

2 Just go with the flow....

Posted by: Ogre at November 30, 2005 07:42 PM (/k+l4)

3 Hee hee hee. Nice to see you liked it.

Posted by: vw bug at November 30, 2005 11:41 PM (Xl/Yt)

4 That Ben Franklin quote is a classic amongst Early American re-enactors. It's quoted at just about every event I do.

Posted by: Contagion at December 01, 2005 01:51 PM (Q5WxB)

5 And Contagion, *I* can certainly understand why!

Posted by: Ogre at December 04, 2005 10:34 PM (uSCkp)

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