Friday Feast

Well, I'm not completely sure what this is, but I found it over at Raven's, so I thought I'd give it a shot. The directions say:

While our questions may sometimes be related to food, the main idea here is to feed your mind by asking thought-provoking, mind-stimulating questions.

Each Friday when you visit this meme, you will find 5 enticing courses for your mind to gobble up:

Appetizer
- a quick, tasty morsel to get you started

Soup
- smooth and warm to soothe your mind

Salad
- a nutritious blend of "veggies"

Main Course
- a hearty portion that is sure to satisfy

Dessert
- light concoction for your sweet tooth

Okay, so here goes nothing:

Appetizer
Which television shows do you just refuse to miss?

Television? Isn't that a medium that was used for communication back in the 20th century? Do people still have those things? What for? Oh, wait, I remember that thing now -- it's the propaganda tool used by leftists world wide today, isn't it?

Soup
Who did you last speak to on the telephone?

Tell-uh-what? Horrible, nasty devices. I don't like them one bit. Therefore, I don't use them. Why? I dunno. But really, I just don't use those things.

Salad
How many pillows do you keep on your bed?

What is this, a quiz about little-known things that people don't have? Why spend money on a bed when there's a perfectly good floor right over there? Heck, if you have a bed, doesn't it just cover up the floor space so you can't use it any more? And if you do get rid of that floor space, why would you bother with a pillow? That's just not natural. Really. Go lie down. Now, how elevated is your head? Oh, it's not? Then why would you want to sleep with your chin pressed towards your neck? You people are silly.

Main Course
Name one addition to your computer (software, hardware, etc.) that you'd love to have.

Okay, at least I understand this question! I need the brain-to-text translator. That way I could get a lot more done by just telling the machine exactly what I wanted it to do, without having to figure out how to explain it to the computer.

Dessert
What is your favorite foreign food?

Roast Terrorist.

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