September 14, 2007

Friday Llama Jokes

1. Why did the llama cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

2. What did the camel say to the llama?

Let me teach you how to spit.

3. What did the llama have for dinner?

Llama-ables

4.What did the pellet say to the llama?

Don't eat me

5.What did they llama say to the blade of grass?

Nice knawing you!

6. What did the llama say to his friend?

Is your mama a llama?

7. Why arn't llamas in rodeos?

`Cause they ain't ticklish!

8. Why did the llama fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

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1 bwhahahaaah!

Posted by: Angel at September 16, 2007 05:37 AM (JZaUN)

2 Glad you liked 'em!

Posted by: Ogre at September 17, 2007 09:22 AM (QmAYF)

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