Global Warming: Solved

A panel of lawmakers is working and has come up with a solution to global warming. No more will anyone have to worry about melting ice caps. Algore can use all the energy he wants, because the problem will be no more because government can do anything!

You might be wondering how it's possible that one little state can solve the world's problems. You might not think government really is all that powerful. But these are Democrats (who run the NC state government and have for over 100 years) -- and there's no problem that cannot be solved by The Highest Power in the universe: government.

It's simple, really. It's just going to cost you.

That's all. They propose charging taxpayers more money for utilities. Oh, and they're going to "educate" children about global warming. There. Problem solved. At least according to the Democrats and what they mean by "solved:"

The most important thing is that we're here doing this in the first place, and that we're talking about it and thinking about it

That's Joe Hackney (D), the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. Literally, because they are "talking about it," the problem is solved. That's what Democrats honestly believe. No results are needed, just caring.

Once again, in case you missed it, that's the #3 Democrat Leader in the state (who just replaced the last #3 Democrat who has been convicted of various felonies) -- who believes that Global Warming can be solved by the North Carolina government because they're thinking about it.

Is there anything Democrats don't believe government can do?

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