Senator Dick Durbin noted the mild inconveniences that terrorists have been suffering at the Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo) detention facility and compared these "torturing" to Nazi concentration camps, Soviet Gulags, and the Killing Fields of Cambodia.

We should send some of our government school children there, as the conditions and treatments there are better than some of our government schools...but that's a story for another day.

Presuming Dicky Bourbon Durbin gets his way and the terrorists are let go, where do you think they should go? Here's the top 10 places suggested, as compiled by our research team on crack crack research team:

10. Dicky's House. He needs some more undocumented people to do some yard work, anyone. (Ok, that one was too easy).

9. Chicago. There's so many people there and so much crime, it's not likely anyone would even know the difference.

8. Up Durbin's ** Bleep **. Oops. How'd that one get by the censors?

7. Paris. The French are already on their side, and I'm sure they'd take them.

6. Out the door. Just let them out the door and have them wander over to the other side of that little island to see how they fare...

5. Iraq. Well, that's where they want to go already, right? And if Dicky just personally asks them, I'm sure they won't actually kill any more Americans, right? It's not like they're terror... oh wait, never mind.

4. California. There's already millions of illegal aliens there, and if we don't let them go there, there will be no one to pick vegetables from the farms, right? At least that's what the FMSM (Formerly Mainstream Media) tells me...

3. North Carolina. They might be dangerous, but at least they'll be able to get driver's licenses (NC has one of the lowest requirements for DLs and actively campaigns to give DLs to illegal immigrants).

2. The Mariana Trench. With concrete shoes.

And finally, the #1 place to send the terrorist, illegal ENEMY combatants, as suggested by Dicky Durbin:

The University of Colorado, where they can get taxpayer-funded educations and learn from the self-proclaimed experts how to hate America.

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