According to attorney John Ray, the value of the "n-word" is exactly $5 million. Oh, and if you are reading this, YOU should pay that amount to him and his client. No, not because YOU said the word, but because someone else, with zero association to you or government, said the word to his client. How's that for today's legal system? Can you believe that lawyers can actually make these claims with a straight face?

Well, to be technically correct, no one actually SAID the evil word -- instead it was text-messaged to Brian Orr (slimeball John Ray's client). By whom? Well, that doesn't matter, you see. Because Brian was at a government school when he received the message, YOU, the taxpayer, should give him 5 million dollars. Yes, that's correct. Brian is hurt, insulted, and repressed, but if you put a couple million in his pocket (the rest goes to the lawyer), then he won't feel that way any more.

There's a few more details, including that Brian's locker was spat at. I think the text message might be worth $2 million, while spitting on a locker will cost YOU the taxpayer $3 million. Isn't it wonderful how huge piles of cash can make all the problems of the world go away?

If there were a judge worth his salt, he'd not only throw this court out of case so fast that you'd feel the breeze in Sarasota, FL, but he'd fine the lawyer $10,000 for wasting the court's time and filing baseless lawsuits. I'm not holding my breath for justice on this one either.

Posted by: Ogre at 02:07 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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