Now there's geeks and there's geeks. Some people know they're geeks, and that's cool (these days). But there's others, like the fellow that I saw with this license plate last week:
I don't think he knew he was a geek -- I'm guessing most people wouldn't get it.
Now me, I AM a geek, but I know it. Since Mu.nu went down, I decided to go buy a new car. With the gas prices and all, I decided to trade in my Ford Ranger (12-15mpg) for an economy car (30mpg). So here's what I ended up with:
Excuse me, I need to go for a drive.
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I know this is off topic but....TAG!
http://blog.thetrenchcoat.com/archives/358-Ive-been-tagged.html
Posted by: Trench at August 25, 2005 08:59 PM (GG13q)
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No way. Your big body doesn't fit in that car!!! That car is made for hobbit sized people like me!
Posted by: Bou at August 25, 2005 09:02 PM (5JHEt)
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Typical female response to the above picture:
awwwwwwwww it's CUUUUTE!
hahaha
The ogre drives a cute car
the ogre drives a cute car!!!
Posted by: Erin Monahan at August 25, 2005 10:05 PM (0Ea9a)
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Gawd, I hope you're joking ...
Posted by: Jo at August 26, 2005 05:44 AM (TDzJM)
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Damn tags...grumble...Ok, I'll get to it Trench!
And Bou, that's what I thought, too. At 6'1" and 200#, I thought there'd be no way I could fit in there. German engineering really comes through, I fit with PLENTY of room to spare! I can recline, sit up, and still there's room for the seat to go further back...just don't try and fit me in the back seat!
Erin -- stop it! Just stop it!
(deep voice) It gets 30mpg, so I got it for the gas mileage. (Was that believable?)
Jo...well...have you seen the gas prices lately?
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 06:00 AM (L0IGK)
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Your ranger only get 12-15 mpg... what the hell did you do to it? My ranger was getting 20-25 mpg. Hell my truck now with the V8 6.0 liter engine gets 10-14 mpg.
BTW... that's a chic car. Sorry, I had to tell you. You're driving a car that only girls want.
Posted by: Contagion at August 26, 2005 08:37 AM (Q5WxB)
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Well, I do have a little bit of a lead foot...and the Ranger had the V6, so that didn't help.
And you're on to my strategy...if the chics want it, they will, by transferrance, want me, right? RIGHT?
No, wait, it's for the gas mileage! The gas mileage I tell you!
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 09:11 AM (/k+l4)
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12-15 mpg?
My 6 cyl F-150 4.2L gets 19 on the highway.
That sounds really low. What size engine was in that?
Posted by: tomslick at August 26, 2005 09:18 AM (xNjHI)
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It was a V6, I THINK it was a 2.4liter, but I'm not positive. I'm pretty sure on the mileage, because when filling it up, I'd always do the math in my head for 15mpg and it would almost always fall a little short.
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 09:32 AM (/k+l4)
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That's horrible. My Sonoma with the high-output 4.3L V-6 gets about 23 MPG.
It is a 2WD though.
Posted by: Echo Zoe at August 26, 2005 09:49 AM (K+h36)
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That's true, I may not have mentioned that the Ranger was a 4WD.
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 09:54 AM (/k+l4)
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Well.... if I did not have kids, I'd buy something for the mileage. Until I was pregnant with my 2nd child, I drove around in a manual drive Mazda 323, roll up windows, no automatic steering, no extras other than my cassette AM/FM. That baby got 32-34 mpg. I loved that thing. Alas, it was not a family car. I miss that car... especially now. (I'm all about functionality.)
And yes, I have a feeling that your car is going to be a chick magnet! If enough of the wimmen folk aren't throwing themselves at your 6'1 200# frame now, you'll stand out in that mini and they will start! ;-)
Posted by: Bou at August 26, 2005 09:56 AM (5JHEt)
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Hehe. And that picture is pretty much an exact match for the one I've got with colors and options and stuff. The roof rack isn't on because I wanted at least a little place to put stuff, but they didn't have one in stock so I get that later.
And at 70mph on the interstate (on the way into work today) the computer was showing 40mpg. Sweeeeet.
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 09:58 AM (/k+l4)
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An Ogre in a chickie car ... so sad.
(And no - they will want your car and/or think you are teh gay ... either way, you don't really win)
OTOH - this is the right way to cruise:
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1853/dscn16416lf.jpg
... I might be able to drive over your car
... although, yes, my 60 mile-per-day commute does not like the 13mpg
/TJ
PS - JK, Minis are decent enough. You might even have a longer wheelbase than me!
Posted by: TJ at August 26, 2005 11:06 AM (/0bzs)
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Of course, if they think I'm gay, they'll think I'm "safe," and they'll FLOCK to me, right?
Posted by: Ogre at August 26, 2005 11:11 AM (/k+l4)
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Hey it's a wind up car!
Posted by: Machelle at August 26, 2005 01:36 PM (ZAyoW)
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If the wayward comment from the "French continue to hate" post is anyway related to your new sled, I would see about getting the ranger back.
Posted by: tomslick at August 26, 2005 02:33 PM (xNjHI)
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She's beautiful.
I'm totally jealous.
(*)>
Posted by: birdwoman at August 26, 2005 08:49 PM (Sc2Wh)
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Are you gonna get the brush guard to put on the front? Then it would totally be a chic magnet, not to mention you could push those pesky SUV drivers out of the way.
Posted by: phin at August 28, 2005 02:04 PM (DGPlf)
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Machelle, you don't have to wind it up, the rubber band is self-winding!
Tomslick, I blame Bush. (30MPG...Actually got about 32mpg this weekend driving to the beach!)
Birdwoman, thank you! Come on over and you can have a drive!
Phin, the thing weighs less than 1500 lbs. It has trouble pushing love bugs out of the way when driving...
Posted by: Ogre at August 28, 2005 07:09 PM (L0IGK)
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