July 27, 2005

John Roberts vs. The Left

Once again, The Alliance has a question. This week they're wondering

How will the left attack Supreme Court nominee John Roberts?

With all due respect to Harvey and GEBIV, I think they've asked the wrong question. If I were to actually list every way that the left will attack Mr. Roberts, I'd write enough to fill the entire internet. Instead, a question that can be answered much more succinctly and more accurately, without a calumny, is:
How will the left NOT attack Supreme Court nominee John Roberts?

To answer that question is rather simple:

The left will NOT use the United States Constitution to attack Mr. Roberts (mainly because they've never read it).

The left will NOT use logic to attack Mr. Roberts (mainly because they don't understand the concept).

The left will also NOT use anything remotely related to reality to attack Mr. Roberts (mainly because they seem to completely avoid it at all times).

Posted by: Ogre at 08:47 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
Post contains 166 words, total size 1 kb.

1 LOL!!! Those three things have escaped the left for quite some time.

Posted by: Michael R. Churchill at July 27, 2005 09:05 PM (eqaaP)

2 And I'm always curious WHY. I wonder how many of them do it intentionally and dishonestly, and how many just absolutely have no clue.

Posted by: Ogre at July 28, 2005 05:45 AM (L0IGK)

3 Such an annoying twerp. During the entire election all I wanted to do was pick that mole off his face.

Posted by: Jay at July 28, 2005 07:04 AM (BKqRl)

4 Who, Jay? The entire left in the US?

Posted by: Ogre at July 28, 2005 07:47 AM (/k+l4)

5 Well said, don't forget to flush and put the lid down.

Posted by: TF Stern at July 28, 2005 08:52 AM (dz3wA)

6 I'm too lazy to put the lid down...and besides, I want to watch it swirl...

Posted by: Ogre at July 28, 2005 08:56 AM (/k+l4)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
16kb generated in CPU 0.0527, elapsed 0.1181 seconds.
88 queries taking 0.112 seconds, 195 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.