A North Carolina Democrat House panel has reduced freedom yet again in North Carolina, basing their decision on emotional junk science and not factual information. The supporters of the new bill want to "help workers" and protect them from the boogeyman. Of course, in case you didn't know, there is no boogeyman. But that doesn't stop Democrats from passing laws that destroy your own freedom in order to protect you from the non-existant boogeyman.

Your personal freedoms on your own property is going away. No, it doesn't matter that you personally paid for the building, the government is going to "protect workers" who are in your building. And the boogeyman IS real, just ask Rep. Verla Insko. She's only protecting you from the boogeyman because you don't know he's there! Without Rep. Hugh Holliman to protect your workers from the boogeyman, he'd get them all! Oh, but there's an exemption in the bill for your own house.

So, if you want to allow the boogeyman to kill you in your own house, that's okay. But you are not allowed to let the boogeyman get you in your place of business. Didn't you know that the Democrats can protect you from the boogeyman?

Are you scared yet? Did you know that you're not protected from the boogeyman right now? The bill hasn't passed into law yet, so you're UNPROTECTED! At any moment the boogeyman might get you. No, he hasn't actually gotten anyone yet. That's right, the boogeyman that the Democrats want to "protect workers" from has never actually appeared. BUT HE MIGHT! AT ANY MINUTE! I don't know how you can keep working, knowing that at any minute, the Boogeyman might get you. You're not safe without Democrats, you know.

For years, heck, DECADES now, the boogeyman has been free to roam YOUR place of business! He's lurking around the corner, about to get you. YOU'RE NOT SAFE!

No, no, he's never gotten anyone before. No one actually knows anyone who the boogeyman has gotten. There's absolutely no evidence at all that the boogeyman even exists. BUT HE MIGHT! And only the Democrats, by crushing your freedom, by making rules for your personal business that you built, can save you from the boogeyman. Just keep on voting Democrat. Without them, well, there'd be too much freedom.

The boogeyman? Oh, it's "secondhand smoke."

Posted by: Ogre at 01:09 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Too much freedom!..trudat!..good one bro! and good luck in NC..we have our own headaches here in NYC with Shrillary..lol

Posted by: Angel at March 21, 2007 02:08 PM (QsC04)

2 Anytime there's anything you can do without paying government, there's too much freedom -- at least according to Democrats.

Posted by: Ogre at March 21, 2007 02:22 PM (oifEm)

3 You know, most companies have moved to smoke free env's simply because that's what people want... smokers get endless smoke breaks and the rest of us don't have to smell the crap. But it changed because it made sense, not because someone made a law. It's all so STOOPIT. (*)>

Posted by: birdwoman at March 21, 2007 03:47 PM (vR7Sl)

4 And some businesses didn't change -- and that bothers the anti-smoking Nazis that are the Democrats in NC. They demand you do things as only they know how.

Posted by: Ogre at March 21, 2007 03:54 PM (oifEm)

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