Another slime-sucking moron wants something for nothing. Dawn Giugliano, you are a scum-sucking, lazy, worthless pile of crap. I know that sounds a little severe, but I've really had it with these lazy bastards who want other people to pay for their stupidity. And yes, I would tell Ms. Giugliano that she's a slimeball to her face.

Dawn is suing Victoria's Secret because they have money and she wants a pile of money for doing nothing. There's nothing more to this than that. And unfortunately, there's a lot of morons who might end up on a jury that will give her piles of cash for being a lazy bastard. And there are likely even lawyers who will settle her lawsuit and get piles of cash themselves. What a screwed up place this has become.

Underlying her desire to have free cash for being a lazy slimeball, Dawn claims that she was burned by a swimsuit made by Victoria's Secret. In her quest for free cash, she claims that the metal ring on the swimsuit permanently scarred her because the heat generated from wearing the swimsuit in the sun warmed the metal. Duh.

Even more priceless is the bottom-dweller's ambulance-chasing lawyer's (Luke Bigelow) statement:

You think they'd realize that people would wear this in the sun

You'd think a person with a centimeter of common sense would know that the sun generates heat. And when the heat reached the point where you felt the damn thing burning your skin, you'd come in out of the sun. If you were too stupid to notice the burning sensation, perhaps the smell of your own damn skin burning over the smell of the salt air and seagull crap might be enough to encourage the average person to put down their damn fruity alcoholic drink long enough to look around and see what might be causing the stench. But apparently the plantiff doesn't have enough sense to come in out of the rain of a hurricane, so she's hired an ambulance chaser to get a pile of cash from a company who has actually worked for and earned their money, unlike the lazy scum-sucker of a plantiff. How about you try suing the sun for generating the heat, you stupid morons.

If there were justice, this lawyer and Dawn would not only have their case thrown out of court, but they would be fined large amounts of money for being stupid and for bringing a case of a stupid person who wants money to court. But I'm betting like most cases where one person has money and someone else wants it, it will be settled out of court for an "undisclosed amount." The risk of getting jealous morons on the jury who agree that Victoria's Secret has "too much" money and should share with lazy bastards like Dawn is just too high.

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