By this evening, everyone I'm sure is aware of the additional attacks on London. Once again, mass transit is the target as the terrorists go for the easiest targets to obtain and where the largest potential damage (when measured in loss of life) can be found. I've got a simple solution to drastically slow the pedophilic muslim terrorists.

First, let me point out that Atlas Shrugged has an excellent reprint of some excellent ideas for fighting terrorism from Jihad Watch.

In addition to those excellent ideas, here's a very simple one that will certainly reduce Muslim terrorist attacks on mass transit -- and I'm serious, this is not your usual flippant remark.

Make everyone who enters a mass transit vehicle (bus, train, airport, etc.) touch a piece of dried pig fat. Really! It wouldn't be much of an inconvenience for regular, normal people, especially if it were dried -- nothing would get on you or affect you in any way. However, those Muslim terrorists who are literally dying to go to heaven and have their virgins wouldn't DARE touch the thing, because their religion says that they won't go to heaven if they touch something unclean!

Seriously! What's wrong with this plan? "Welcome to bus #125, fare is $1.10, please touch the pig fat there." Heck, if people are paranoid about germs, we could put some germ-X hand waterless hand sanitizer on the buses and trains, too. That would help normal people, while the Islamic terrorists would never enter.

Folks, I am not kidding about this. It would be very cheap and very effective. You don't touch the pig fat, you don't get on the bus.

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