1 Where's the chitlins? And some hush puppies cooked in fatback?

2 That's real sensitive. There are more Muslims on this planet than there are Christians. MOST of them are peaceful. Very few of them are terrorists. Islam is to terrorism as Christianity is to the KKK... you just let your ass show in public. Educate yourself, Sir.

3 How does one celebrate Ramadan? Why, by going to a very special event, of course. (this information is posted here solely as an irritant to the coward abbiapple in the previous comment) Fatwa Productions in association with Jihad Entertainment present the 2006 Islamarama Peace Tour Join speakers from your favorite terrorist groups including Hamas Hezbollah Al-Quada The ACLU Code Pink The DNC The Democratic Underground and more as they tell you all about the Religion of Peace and Pieces Special appearances by Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore and Markos Moulitsas from Daily Kos and hosted by Bill and Hillary Explosive entertainment provided by musical guests such as the Italian Muslim Crooner Don Ramadan with his chart-topping love ballad "I love you more than I love my goat" and the Islamic Rock group The Infidels with their sky-rocketing single "La-la-la-la-la" Special appearance by the Gitmo Crew preforming their number one club mix "Whoosh Goes the Book" The 2006 Islamarama Peace Tour kicks off in Mecca, with stops in Medina, Mosul, Fallujah, Baghdad, Tehran and Jarkarta For tickets call 1-555-EXPLODE The 2006 Islamarama Peace Tour.... "It'll Blow You AWAY!!!!" And THAT is EXACTLY how one should celebrate ramadan!!!!!

4 Chitlins? William, this is a potluck celebration -- you can bring them! abi-abdul-apple -- if I haven't offended someone, my mission for the day is not complete. Most days just waking up, I'm sure offends SOMEONE. Kender, can I bring my BBQ pork to the party? I'll bring enough for everyone!

5 I'm thinking complimentary spa day at an "all pork all the time" location? Say - the U.S. Government? And to the freak above who left the comment, yes there are a bunch of muslims all over the world, but you are wrong, they are not all peaceful. Many rejoiced when the U.S. was attacked, and it wasn't just terrorists! So stick it in yer . . .

6 "All Pork All the Time?" I am THERE!

7 Round my house and with my friends we call bacon the national patriotic food, makes us feel not so bad bout eating as much of it as we do. mmmm, love pork.

8 One of the other (few) benefits of living in North Carolina -- lots and lots of BBQ pork!

9 Go to heck, you racist pig. You deserve to get blown up by a jihadist.

10 Thanks for stopping by, terrorist supporter!

11 Pigs are racist? But they're so sweet and tasty!

12 There's no rule saying you cannot be racist AND tasty at the same time!!!

13 Oh, that's really mature. I served my country in the Army, stood up for what's right on many occasion in the face of racist assholes like you, lost three friends to an IED explosion (in Iraq) who were also serving their country, and who understood the difference between Muslims and terrorists. (A concept, which, your uneducated, redneck ass will never comprehend.) What have you done, other than run your ignorant mouth? Have you ever had to fire a weapon at a human being? Who's the fucking coward now?

14 I'm not really sure who you're addressing with your comment, Anniapple. In case you're addressing me, I'll provide answers. What have I done? Served my country as a US Marine. Have I ever had to fire a weapon? Unfortunately, yes, I have.

15 No, Ogre, while I find your views and politics offensive... that last comment wasn't directed at you. It was a retort to Kender's comment about me being a coward.

16 Ah, glad to get that straight, Abbiapple!