Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in great excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone or no balls. I'd say you must be French."

The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!

Going to war without France is like going to marine boot camp without your Liza Minelli CD's

Posted by: Ogre at 06:02 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Ogre, on behalf of all snakes, I am offended that you would compare then with the french. Besides, is not the proper name now "cheese eating surrender monkeys"?

Posted by: Smokey at March 06, 2007 07:31 PM (xBtls)

2 Monkeys have opposable thumbs and know how to use them.

Posted by: Ogre at March 06, 2007 07:45 PM (oifEm)

3 Isn't a French joke redundant? I mean, its like telling a joke joke. Rodney Dangerfield got more respect than the French.

Posted by: David at March 06, 2007 08:14 PM (fXOqq)

4 Good point. Maybe for the next one the title will be, "More French."

Posted by: Ogre at March 06, 2007 08:22 PM (oifEm)

5 Still no apologies to the snakes? I am still offended :-P

Posted by: Smokey at March 07, 2007 04:40 AM (xBtls)

6 Burn something, boycott something, and alert the media!

Posted by: Ogre at March 07, 2007 11:53 AM (oifEm)

7 Wait... someone went to boot camp WITHOUT their Liza CD's? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 09, 2007 04:31 PM (L7a63)

8 Well, we just identified someone who DIDN'T...

Posted by: Ogre at March 09, 2007 04:32 PM (oifEm)

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