August 23, 2005

Must Hatch Oysters

Once again, North Carolina Democrats show their abilities to spend as much taxpayer money as possible while claiming they have no money left for minor, apparently unimportant things like enforcing the law. In the massive $17 billion bloated state budget recently passed, some $600,000.00 has been allocated for hatching oysters.

Yes, apparently oysters, which, according to the state-sponsored religion of naturalism, have been around for 30 million years. However, the Democrats in the Legislature of the State of North Carolina seem to think the poor little mollusks cannot continue to exist without help.

If you live in North Carolina, please be sure to thank your Democrat Legislator for ensuring that the slimy oyster has had it's 30-million year lifespan expanded by one year.

Posted by: Ogre at 04:00 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
Post contains 129 words, total size 1 kb.

1 How mean you are! What are you? Some kind of anti-oysterist? Mollusk rights now!

Posted by: Harvey at August 23, 2005 05:24 PM (ubhj8)

2 Why yes, I AM The Anti-mollusk.

Posted by: Ogre at August 23, 2005 07:22 PM (L0IGK)

Hide Comments | Add Comment

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
15kb generated in CPU 0.0164, elapsed 0.0808 seconds.
88 queries taking 0.075 seconds, 191 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.