October 12, 2006

N. Korea vs. The United States of America

Communist North Korea has threatened to fire a nuclear-tipped missile unless the U.S. takes action to resolve its standoff with Pyongyang, according to the South Korean news agency Yonhap. source

Well now.

If this were America of the first half of this century, no country would have the guts to make such a threat. But if they did, America's response would be, "Whenever you feel froggy, you just go ahead and jump."

But alas, this is not longer the home of the brave. Instead, our response, from Secretary of State Rice, is, "there is no intention to invade or attack them. So they have that guarantee." In other words, we won't hurt them, no matter what they do.

So, what have we taught the world about the United States today? If you can get your hands on a nuclear weapon (are you listening Iran, Tunisia, Lybia?), you can do anything you want because we won't hurt you. In other words, we are giving North Korea EXACTLY what they claimed! They claimed they needed to develop the nuke to defend themselves against the US. Now that they have one (or at least claim to have one), the US has assured them that they're safe.

But it's okay, because the Useless Nations (UN) is demanding that the US give them even MORE! The UN says that the US should go "talk" to them because they want to talk to us. Bush is saying right now that he won't meet with them because they're pathological liars (and they are). But I bet we send someone over there within a week, securing complete and total victory for North Korea.

Posted by: Ogre at 03:01 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Damn straight-- "this is no longer the home of the brave"... It depresses me. I so want to go live in a cave in some mountain and avoid all this bulloney.

Posted by: Raven at October 12, 2006 06:54 PM (40efs)

2 And you can't even do that anymore! Go ahead, try and find a cave where you can go and avoid government. First they'll charge you property tax. Then they will send government inspectors that will determine if you've living in a place that they will allow you to live. If you fail the inspection, they will send the sheriff out to physically remove you. If you pass inspection, they then won't let you raise your own crops, nor trade with others for food without paying taxes on all the exchanges.

Posted by: Ogre at October 12, 2006 07:22 PM (oifEm)

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