According to the Associated Press, all North Carolina Democrats are sexist. Those Democrats who voted for representatives that were female, only voted for them because they were female and not because they were Democrat, or because the people agreed with their positions.

Even worse, again, according to the Associated Press, the Democrats who were elected to the legislature are just as racist, but in the opposite direction. You see, the Democrats voted for a "leader" and they only selected their leader because he had a penis and intentionally did not select someone else who didn't have one. Again, this is according to the Associated Press.

They absolutely praised the forward-thinking and progressiveness of the voters of North Carolina for deciding who would represent them based on their lack of a penis; and yes, they derided those in the legislature who dared to vote for someone with a penis.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one day in the state of North Carolina, members of the Associated Press will be able to report facts without judging a person based on the absence or presence of a penis.

I have a dream that one day in the state of New York, members of the New York Times will be able to report the facts of something that happened without viewing everything through an anti-American and liberal prism.

But yes, it's just a dream.

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