Would you like to vote in North Carolina? The Democrat-controlled North Carolina Legislature would like you to. Not a resident of North Carolina? That's okay, come vote anyway. Not an American citizen? That's fine too, just come and vote. According to Democrats and other socialist organizations, the more people who vote in North Carolina, the better -- no matter who they are.

You see, in many states, they require you to register to vote before the election -- a slight attempt to ensure you actually live in the state. That will no longer be the case in North Carolina. Instead, if you, the person reading this blog right now, want to vote in North Carolina elections, here's all you have to do:

Within a few weeks of the election (any day, really, in the 2-1/2 weeks leading up to an election -- whatever's convenient for you), get a copy of a bank statement. Try not to use a local bank (to you) -- but any BankAmerica or other nationwide bank will do. Use Google maps (or the Yellow Pages) to locate an address in the county in which you'd like to vote. If you want to vote in more than one county, feel free to obtain more than one address. Print out a label with your name (actually, any name will do, they're not going to check or anything) and the address in North Carolina. Place that label on your bank statement. Then show up at the local "early voting" location in North Carolina with that bank statement, and vote away.

Seriously.

If you're a traveling Democrat who wants to cast a dozen or so votes for your presidential candidate, just print up a bunch of labels with different addresses and drive your way across North Carolina, stopping to vote along the way. You can use the same name or different names, no one will ever know. And no, they won't ask for ANY other identification at the polling place, so there's literally almost NO way that anyone will find out that you did this. It might be illegal, but again, unless you admit you did it, they simply cannot tell (and really don't care, apparently).

Welcome to the Democrat's idea of free and fair elections in North Carolina.

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