Lord Nagin o' Nawlins continued his defence o' his lands today, preventin' any o' th' serfs from enterin' his royally-decreed lands. "These lands be mine," spake Lord Nagin, "an' I`ll nay be havin' anyone enter them 'ceptin' upon me own swabbieal writ. All who trespass upon me lands will be beheaded."

Lord Nagin, in his infinite wisdom, an' bein' most beneficial t' all other swabbiess o' his own race, that o' th' blacks, has decided that he will nay permit entry t' his lands until th' streets be once again lined wi' dubloon an' in perfect shape, much like they be before th' destruction after th' attack by Kin' Bush.

T' wit, Lord Nagin, from his new palace in th' kingdom o' Texas, demanded that Kin' Bush collect taxes from all other subjects o' th' land t' pay fer th' dubloon-linin' o' his streets. "'t be Kin' Bush th' precipitated all th' damages t' me pefect city in me perfect land," continued Lord Nagin, "an' I want them all t' pay fer me t' build 't aft as I imagined 't, nay matter how 't really be."

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