The U.N., The U.S., and China have all promised "serious consequences" if North Korea carries out any nuclear tests. I'm sure North Korea is really scared. After all, "serious consequences" could be bad. However, here are the top 10 most likely consequences:

10. The U.N. will invoke "sanctions" that will not affect the leadership of the country, but will cause the poor to starve and die.

9. The U.N. will write a severe letter saying that Kim Jong of North Korea is a meanie.

8. Kofi Anon will write an editorial that will be published in the New York Times that says that Kim Jong will face serious consequences if he continues his actions.

7. The EU will refuse to admit North Korea as a member nation.

6. The International Olympic committee will refuse to consider holding the 2020 Olympics in Hamhung, North Korea.

5. The U.N. security council will hold a special meeting to consider "further action."

4. China will point at Kim Jong and yell in Chinese.

3. Lebanon will attack Israel.

2. Muslims will riot worldwide and burn stuff.

1. Members of the U.N. will wave their private parts at Kim Jong's aunties.

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1 LOL..had to link to this hun..great !!!..ooohhh...callin him a meanie?..now THATS taking action!..lmboooooooo..

Posted by: Angel at October 05, 2006 03:10 PM (wTSnf)

2 hope u receive the TB hun..computers can be soooooo tempermental huh?..grinz

Posted by: Angel at October 05, 2006 03:13 PM (wTSnf)

3 Thanks for the link, trackbacks are broken here -- supposed to be fixed later this month.

Posted by: Ogre at October 05, 2006 03:17 PM (oifEm)

4 OMG Ogre this is hilarious!! Because it's so...factual as to how the UN works. Hehe. HOW did we miss this anyways?????

Posted by: Raven at October 06, 2006 03:04 PM (CYv9q)

5 1 is incorrect. Members of the UN will visit North Korea and rape the young...

Posted by: Michael at October 06, 2006 03:13 PM (pkkrm)

6 Thanks for stopping along! Anyone care to keep track of how many of these predictions actually come true? I'm willing to put up some cash behind #1...

Posted by: Ogre at October 06, 2006 03:20 PM (oifEm)

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