June 14, 2006

Ogre Goes Fishing

Not really, this time.

I do fish now and again, just for the fun of it. And yes, I've eaten a good number of the fish I catch, too. But I think it's time for me to go into the fishing business in North Carolina. Why? Because it appears the government thinks that there is no need for ANY capital investment in the industry and that the state should pay the capital costs because otherwise people might not catch fish.

If that sounds insane to you, you're not alone. However, it is the standard, typical, and usual trend towards socialism in North Carolina and elsewhere in what used to be America. The government (using taxpayer money) has just discovered that 75% of the waterfront access points that support commercial fishing are privately owned -- and they're terrified about that.

The government wants to do as only socialist government can -- they want to own the commercial fishing access points to ensure they still exist because if the government didn't own them, no one would be able to fish. Hey, it's government logic, not mine.

So, the only next logical point, if the government is going to own the entry points, is for government to own the ships, too. Because using their own logic, if they don't, then people won't fish. So I'm going to start my new fishing business with the government paying for everything. And I plan on still having lots of time to blog because I'm sure the next program will be to pay me NOT to fish because too many people will be making use of the government entry points and boats.

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