Passports Required to Enter U.S.

There's only one possible reaction to this announcement:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are these people really so stupid? Are they honestly that utterly and totally ignorant of reality? Have they ever seen a border to this country? According to the article

Americans flying to Mexico, Canada and the Caribbean made sure to bring their passports Monday because of a new rule going into effect Tuesday that requires them to show one to get back into the country.

That's completely not true. If you're coming from Mexico, you need no papers, no passport, no documentation of any kind. If anyone who looks official or may be wearing a uniform asks you for anything, just run. They have a formal policy that states that they cannot chase you. In many cases, perhaps a fast walk will be enough to get them off your trail.

On the other hand, when you enter Mexico, you might want to be sure your papers are in order. While that country has no issues with exporting all their problem citizens and violent criminals, they will shoot you if you run from them.

So if you're traveling, do bring your passport and identification papers. You will need them to leave the United States and enter another country, but you absolutely do not need them to re-enter the US. After all, if any government official does chase you, you'll likely get a cash settlement from the government. After all, repeat violent drug smuggler Osvaldo Aldrete-Davila did.

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