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Then again, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this thing really is something you simply cannot live without. Let me check with some marketing people and see...
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Oh, but wait -- it has both an audible and visible indicator! In case you can't SEE the lightning or can't hear the crash of thunder, this wonderful device will sound an alarm and an indicator light will turn on! Isn't this thing great? It's on sale now at 25% off -- hurry, I'm sure supplies are limited. If you don't have one of these "new technology" devices, you simply will not know if there's lightning happening outside...
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But it's very reliable yet sleek and small.
And it comes with a pet fish named Eric.
Posted by: david drake at May 31, 2007 10:36 PM (Ukdfj)
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Hey, thanks for posting this! I didn't have any idea such a necessary device existed!!! I'm going to buy two as soon as I'm done posting this comment.
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Duh.
And people will buy it. Dumb people that is.
Posted by: Raven at June 01, 2007 03:58 AM (SI2qx)
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Raven, are you calling my friend Echo dumb?
David, I don't think there's enough fish named Eric that they can afford to give one away with every purchase -- I bet they sell thousands of these suckers!
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Eric, Jr. Eric III. Eric IV. Eric V. Eric VI.
I dunno, I'm just guessin'.
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Wouldn't it be easier if we named them all Bruce?
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Bruce or Loretta...yeah, it works. ;-)
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I wonder what they will do for people who buy two...
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