Sure to earn a smile from all but the most, ummm... "stuck" up?

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Posted by: Ogre at 05:03 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 I thought #3 was officially called swamp ass.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 15, 2006 05:30 PM (RpnNu)

2 I was trying to avoid smells...

Posted by: Ogre at September 15, 2006 05:37 PM (oifEm)

3 lol sorry for grossing you out Ogre. Thanks for not making this a scratch and sniff post. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: is also known as the rip the sink from the wall poopie or in short, the lamaze poopie.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 15, 2006 07:00 PM (RpnNu)

4 I've read research about trying to be able to make computers capable of transmitting smell. I'm so NOT looking forward to that day...

Posted by: Ogre at September 15, 2006 09:30 PM (QmGzr)

5 BWAHAHA I LOVE IT. I just HAVE to use this for a post. LOL!!!! Nursing people would love it.

Posted by: Raven at September 16, 2006 10:05 PM (QopLx)

6 You forgot the "Titanic Poopie." That's one that floats in the bowel a bit,..then sinks!

Posted by: TrekMedic251 at September 16, 2006 10:16 PM (tcerT)

7 Thanks for the help, TrekMedic, that's a good one!

Posted by: Ogre at September 16, 2006 11:58 PM (QmGzr)

8 "poopie"? Since when did My Favorite Ogre get so PC???? ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at September 17, 2006 02:02 AM (3UQTn)

9 Hey, I TRY to keep things "clean" on this blog...

Posted by: Ogre at September 18, 2006 11:08 AM (oifEm)

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