Did you know that you have a Constitutionally protected civil right to pee in private pools? Suzanne Malcom, of Akron, OH and the Ohio government bureaucrats in the Ohio "Fair Housing Association" both agree that there is such a right. And if you deny someone their right to urinate in a privately-owned pool, then you are a criminal.
And yes, there is a slimy lawyer that Ms. Malcom has hired to represent her, and who apparently agrees with Ms. Malcom and the "Fair Housing Association" that she and her children have a right to urinate in private property.
Since this is the case, I think Ohio needs to consider repealing any criminal laws against urinating in public because the unelected bureaucrats of the "Fair Housing Association" have decreed that those laws are null and void. If they do not, then the condominium association should watch the child and call the police to demand he be arrested to public disturbance and public urination if he dares to pee in the pool. And they should sue Ms. Malcom and the "Fair Housing Association" for all costs associated with complying with any and all health and safety measures.
But alas, no, instead what will likely happen is they will be forced to close the pool. In fact, this is likely a good solution -- because it will be cheaper to close the pool and they can re-open later when the child is potty trained or has moved away. It's absolutely amazing how selfish some people can be today.
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You have got to be kidding me... right???
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for cryinoutloud.
What a waste. Of everything.
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I'm not good enough to make up crap this bad.
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Well at least they are not wanting the right to put Baby-Ruth bars in pools!
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I wonder how she'd feel if I unzipped and pi$$ed right on her face? Oh, strike that - she'd prob enjoy it.
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