Check out these children's sayings from The Happy Carpenter that will have you discover why someone would ask "What is butt dust?" Here's my favorite:

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

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