Mike goes to his first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked cross it.

Mike walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

Mike says, "Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"

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