That 1 Guy can really be annoying...but I bet you already knew that. It seems he's attempted to tag me with the "fours" meme that's going around.

Actually, this is a pretty weak tag, since the darn thing comes with NO instructions at all. In a way, that makes things much more difficult, because it's hard to follow the rules when there are none. Even consulting the official rules doesn't seem to help...so, I guess I'll have to make up my own rules for the "fours" meme:

Rules for the "Fours" meme:
Rule 1: No Poofters!
Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.

Oh wait, that's a different set of rules. Let me try that again...

Rules for the "Fours" meme:
Rule 1: No Poofters! (Sometimes a rule just works).
Rule 2: List 4 things about 4 things about stuff. Use the ones you were tagged with, or just make some crap up or something.
Rule 3: There is no rule 3.
Rule 4: There are to be no more than 4 of anything, including rules, in the fours meme.

There. Now that the rules are settled, we can get on with the actual meme answering part (and there was much rejoicing).

Ok, the actual answering part of the meme is coming up now. It's going to be right after this next section here. Here it comes...any minute now... the meme answers are just about here...

Välkomna till ogre'sens svar till foursmemen.

Här skar han svar som all ifrågasätter poserat av den 1 grabb med hans meme märker.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

See the løveli lakes

The wonderful telephøne system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

We apologise for the fault in the meme answer. Those responsible have been sacked. We shall now continue with the meme answer, resuming where it was interrupted.

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

We apologise again for the fault in the meme answer. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. We once again resume the meme answering process, still in progress.

Møøse trained by: TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
Special Møøse Effects: OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes: SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by: HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by: HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by : JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by: BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER

The directors of the firm hired to continue the meme after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The meme will now continue in an entirely different style, created at great expense and at the last minute, picking up where the meme left off.

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What?

Oh.

We're sorry, the meme answers apparently ended just before the sacking of the last previous directors. So I guess that's all. We hope you enjoyed this meme.

Posted by: Ogre at 08:03 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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1 LMAO! Nicely done! Love the Holy Grail bit...

Posted by: that 1 guy at January 20, 2006 08:41 PM (4I2py)

2 Ummm...what Holy Grail bit?

Posted by: Ogre at January 20, 2006 08:43 PM (/k+l4)

3 Uh... oh. Yeah. Sorry. Nicely done all original bit, there.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 20, 2006 08:58 PM (4I2py)

4 Bravo!

Posted by: Dax Montana at January 20, 2006 09:53 PM (L6TJC)

5 I HAVE A HEADACHE! I must remember NOT to read what happens when you are tagged!

Posted by: Smoke Eater at January 21, 2006 12:28 AM (K7uqT)

6 Brilliant. You, Sir, are the Master!!!

Posted by: Tammi at January 21, 2006 01:40 AM (lfQya)

7 *insert Guiness commercial here* YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

Posted by: ktreva at January 21, 2006 02:18 AM (e8b4J)

8 I didn't think anyone else read the by-lines in the Holy Grail. I must say I think I enjoyed your meme the most.

Posted by: VW Bug at January 21, 2006 02:48 AM (4oOot)

9 I had to fetch paper towels to clean my monitor, (there should be a warning attached) This Is Frickin Hilarious,Do Not Drink or Eat while reading.. TY for the laugh! Pet Campbell

Posted by: Pet Campbell at January 21, 2006 06:00 AM (vKY6z)

10 Wheee! Thanks, all!

Posted by: Ogre at January 21, 2006 01:45 PM (+Gl1m)

11 Well done!

Posted by: Patty-Jo at January 21, 2006 06:05 PM (0h1D1)

12 Wait... I thought it was supposed to be "answer me these questions three"?

Posted by: Harvey at January 21, 2006 09:17 PM (ubhj8)

13 No, that's the OTHER meme...

Posted by: Ogre at January 21, 2006 09:28 PM (+Gl1m)

14 Awesome!

Posted by: oddybobo at January 23, 2006 03:47 PM (6Gm0j)

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