1 Guess you'll just have to buy one of those fancy iNose digital cameras if you want that shot.

2 That's terrific. Thanks much, Ogre. Ogre wanders through the petting farm gates with a camera slung around his neck, and a spam sandwich in his hand. "Excuse me," he says to the old animal Keeper in green overalls. "I'd like to shoot a few pictures of your nicest llama." The Keeper nods. "No problem. You with National Geographic? Studying the migrating habits of llamas?" Ogre starts. "Migrating habits? Uh, nope. Just here to take some pictures." "Just some pictures?" the Keeper says suspiciously, removing the alfalfa stalk from his mouth. "Of what, exactly?" "Well, see, I need to get a shot of a llama's nose. Um, nostril, actually. I'd like to take a picture of a llama's nostril." "A llama's nostril? Now, Son, I've heard many requests in my day, but, a nostril? You're joking, right?" "No, Sir, a nostril." "Well, I'll be. Son, you won't be putting that on the internet, now, will you?" "Uh, eh, nossir. No internet."

3 ooOooo! Do you have the iNose, Harvey? I've on the waiting list, but I don't have one yet! And Stevin -- who do you think held that bugger down whilest I focused?

4 Hi, Would you let me use that awesome pic? My nick is llama and it would be really fun to use. llama llama at midgard dot net

5 Sure, go right ahead, llama!