via Flight Pundit

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you 50 cents?

In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in the United States. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands terrorists and crooks are located. Maybe we should put the DMV in charge of the police.

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