On September 13th, King of the Democrat Party, Howard Dean appeared on "Hannity & Colmes." You can read portions of the actual transcript at Fox News, but it's rather dull and boring. Instead, you can read this translated version that removes all the doublespeak and provides the actual meanings:

COLMES: Governor Dean, welcome. Thank you for being with us.

KING HOWARD DEAN: Shut up. Why don't you hate Bush as much as I do?

COLMES: What's with the aftermath of Katrina?

SUPREME RULER HOWARD DEAN: You know, if Bill Clinton were president, and he should be, because the Constitution doesn't really MEAN that you can't be elected more than twice, and you folks better vote for Hillary because she's almost as good, then all would be well in the world. The only reason this hurricane caused so much damage is because Bush was the president. After all, Bush lied, people died, yet again.

COLMES: The president did say today, he said, "I take personal responsibility."

EMPEROR DEAN: Well sure, but what good does that do? It's one thing when former President Bill Clinton, who was the best president that this country has ever seen, apologizes for something he had nothing to do with, slavery, but it's completely different when Bush tries to do the same thing because people died.

COLMES: Is it the governor's responsibility on — as you divide the responsibility ...

LORD AND HIGH RULER DEAN: Here's how it works. I had nine things, and now there's seven. When I was governor, I had seven, but I think Governor Blanco had nine. And she tried to do things, as she should have, but then Bush's FEMA didn't respond in the first 12 seconds, so she used five of the other seven things when she federalized the mobilization of the troops that were in Iraq because FEMA stinks under Bush's leadership.

COLMES: You've said that President Bush doesn't care about all the American people and you said something similar about Judge Roberts, that he may love the law, but doesn't necessarily love the American people.

DEAN THE ALMIGHTY: Yes, that's true. This president is the worst president since the civil war, and in fact he's trying to start another civil war in this country so that he can get money for his war machine and use more oil to profit Haliburton. Because of Bush, my wife didn't get to participate in sports. You can only fix things by pointing them out -- not actually doing anything, mind you, but you really have to point your finger as often as you can, and usually at Bush.

COLMES: Barack Obama the other day talked about active racism versus kind of a passive, more innocent kind of negligence. Are they both equally racism and then both equally reprehensible, whether it's active hostility or just a lack of ...

FORMER GOVERNOR HOWIE DEANIE: Well you know I know the president personally -- I've actually touched him and shook his hand. And I know, from that one contact with him, that he isn't racist, but I think he intentionally hurts as many people as he can. He's not homophobic, even if I'm heterophobic, but he wants all gays, blacks, hispanics, and women dead or out of his country. And that's why he picked John Roberts for the court, because Roberts will help Bush kill more people.

COLMES: When considering Judge Roberts, is that enough to say, look, maybe we should really look at this person and he might be the appropriate choice?

ASSISTANT HIGH CHIEF MUCKITY-MUCK DOCTOR OF INSANITY DEAN: Look, the man is smart -- much smarter than I am, and that bothers me. He won't answer questions, he won't respond to my emails, he won't promise me that he will actually perform an abortion live on the Senate floor, so I can't approve of him. He wants people dead -- anyone who doesn't look like him. So I'm going to take the Democratic Party all across the country and tell everyone that Judge Roberts, if confirmed, is going to kill blacks, hispanics, and women.

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