September 19, 2005

Welcome to Talk like a Pirate Day!

Today be it -- it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Be sure an' join in an' talk an' post like a Swashbuckler all tide long. Why nay?

If'n you be needin' help, sail over to the Pirate Translator.

Posted by: Ogre at 12:01 AM | Comments (18) | Add Comment
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1 Arrr! Scupper me kippers!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 19, 2005 01:42 AM (RbYVY)

2 Aye, matey!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 06:06 AM (iJFc9)

3 shiver me timbers, whens the grog start flowin

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 06:48 AM (xNjHI)

4 Yar. It be flowin' since nigh about high tide! C'mon and join in!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 06:59 AM (/k+l4)

5 Me deadlights still be a might foggy, but Begad, I'm fit to splice the mainbrace.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 08:14 AM (xNjHI)

6 If'n yer deadlights be foggy, don't you be leavin' the port!

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 08:36 AM (/k+l4)

7 I'd be dancin with Jack Ketch for sure. I'm a lubber this day, I'd be an addled bilge sucking blaggard to set sail.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 08:56 AM (xNjHI)

8 You be a lubber today? Methinks perhaps you've been caught with the lady what you're not supposed to have been which ended you up with the brig.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 09:59 AM (/k+l4)

9 Argh me bucko, twould be the cat o nine by me proud beauty if me was dablin with the poxed saucy wenches.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 10:30 AM (xNjHI)

10 Then I be thinkin' you be having some problem with the other side o' the law if'n you still be without the sea.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 10:57 AM (/k+l4)

11 Aye, Capn wasn't most appreciative of me 12 extra rations of grog. Had me keelhauled and kissin the gunner's daughter till me bones laid bare. Argh

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 11:16 AM (xNjHI)

12 Ah, that be makin' sense now. You be lucky to even be speaking with the forked tongue -- keelhaulin' be the least that ye get around here for such doin's.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 12:42 PM (/k+l4)

13 Just me luck, of all the jack tar dogs, they had to be black spottin me. Now where be that scurvied sutler with the grog? Ifn E aint quick about his rounds, he be shark baitin in davey jones locker. ARGH

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 01:12 PM (xNjHI)

14 So, ye haven't had enough o' th' grog yet? But ye better be stockin' up on th' stuff -- the brass monkey's be getting smaller.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 01:25 PM (/k+l4)

15 Nay me bucko, aven't confused the head with me britches yet. We're still gunnin until the last piece o 8 is gone.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 02:07 PM (xNjHI)

16 Then plan yourself to not be departin' afore the next tide -- my sea dogs found a pile o' dubloons that ought keep ya swimmin' til after the next tide.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 02:48 PM (/k+l4)

17 Ahhhhhhh, a true brethren of the coast are ye. Fair winds to ye and fellow salts.

Posted by: Tomslick at September 19, 2005 03:41 PM (xNjHI)

18 Aye. When the grog run out, may the winds always fill yer sails as ye keep two steps ahead o' th' law.

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 03:50 PM (/k+l4)

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