When Guns Attack!

Andrew Marra, writer at the Palm Beach Post is reporting that guns are traveling throughout the community, attacking people at will! Beware, people, guns are attacking people!

Fed-up Riviera Beach leaders, troubled by a recent spurt of assault-rifle attacks that left an innocent bystander dead last week

I have seen no pictures of these violent guns attacking people. There is no word on where these evil chunks of metal are based. It is apparently not currently known what sort of evil is causing these usually inanimate objects to shoot. There is also no word on how these things are moving about, since I've never seen any with legs or other mechanical parts for movement.

But that's ok, because the city officials have a plan. They can solve this problem of weapons assaulting people. Are you ready? Pay attention people, for if guns ever jump up and start attacking you, this may be the solution you need to save your life:

"We think we ought to be able to say we don't want handguns in this community," City Manager William Wilkins said.

Why are people this stupid allowed to breed?

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