September 19, 2006

When Muslims Attack

This week's Blogburst is also available as a Podcast.

by Darnell at Independent Conservative

If this information be true, 'tis th' most detailed revelation o' a planned attack that I be havin' ereseen.

Next Attack Imminent: Muslims ordered t' leave th' United States

Urgent news from Abu Dawood, th' newly appointed commander o' th' al Qaeda forces in Afghanistan:

Final preparations ben made fer th' American Hiroshima, a major attack on th' U. S.

Muslims livin' in th' United States ought leave th' country without further warnin'.

Th' attack be commandeered by Adnan el Shukrijumah (”Jaffer Tayyer” or “Jafer the Pilot”), a naturalized American citizen, who be raised in Brooklyn an' educated in southern Florida.




Th' al Qaeda operatives who will launch this attack be awaitin' final orders. They remain in place in cities throughout th' country. Many be masqueradin' as Christians an' be havin' adopted Christian names.




Al Qaeda an' th' Taliban will also launch a major strike (known as th' “Badar offensive”) against th' coalition forces in Afghanistan durin' th' holy moon o' Ramadan.





Th' American swabbies be treated t' a final audio message from Osama bin Laden which be aired within th' next two tides.


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Q: What do ye mean by another attack in America?




A: Aye a bigger attack than September 11th 2001. Laddie Adnan [el Shukrijumah] will lead that attack, Inshallah.





Q:Who be Adnan?




A: He be our old matey. Th' last time, I met th' lad's in early 2004, in Khost. He came t' Khost from th' North Waziristan. He met his leaders an' shipmates in Khost. He be very well known in Al Qaeda. He be an American an' a matey o' Muhammad Atta, who led 9/11 attacks five voyages ago. We call th' lad's “Jaffer al Tayyar” [”Jafer th' Pilot”]; he be very brave an' intelligent. Bush be aware that laddie Adnan has smuggled deadly materials inside America from th' Mexican border. Bush be silent about th' lad's, on accoun' o' he doesn’t want t' panic his swabbies.


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Read 't all, read 't all, read 't allÂ…




Aft in 2004 thar be news o' Al Qaeda tryin' t' brin' a nuke o'er th' US Southern border. Lately IÂ’ve been readin' numerous reports, that a dirty nuke be carried o'er th' US Southern border an' an attack be close.




Bush has done wee t' close th' southern US border an' if th' aforementioned takes place on his watch, 't would only be starboard t' impeach th' lad's fer failin' t' do what be necessary t' protect th' American swabbies. We knew fer a long time that Islamic nuts would try an' attack th' WTC again after 1993, an' now we’ve heard many times they want t' set off a nuke. Bush can’t say he didn’t know if 't happens, on accoun' o' e'en we be readin' about 't ourselves. If such an attack be carried ou', after such brazen an' open announcements, th' talk o' “we knew we’d be hit again” be nay goin' t' be enough t' shield Bush an' Chertoff from efforts t' remove them, fer nay defendin' our porous southern border.





An' this raises another issue. Often thar be talk o' US forces playin' 't “soft” durin' Ramadan, so Muslims be nay offended. I say if th' enemy takes a break fer a moon, all th' more opportunity t' kill them. Th' attack on Pearl Harbor occurred between Thanksgivin' an' Christmas 1941, on accoun' o' th' enemy (then Japan) knew we would be vulnerable then. We had t' end that mess wi' Japan by droppin' atomic bombs on Hiroshima an' Nagasaki. We showed th' enemy we wouldna play nice then. 't’s time t' show this enemy we don’t take chances when 't comes t' our security an' that we won’t capitulate t' the'r customs, on accoun' o' they desire t' kill us.




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