that November be "White Straight Male Month." After all, it's about diversity.
There is no logical reason they should refuse this request. I'm not trying to promote special rights for white straight males, I'm just trying to gain equal rights. If there's going to be a Gay month, then there should be a straight month, otherwise they're trying to repress straight white males.
And, since they're threatening anyone who refuses to cooperate and celebrate "Gay and Lesbian History Month" with fines and jail time, I demand that anyone who opposes White Straight Male Month be fined and jailed as well. After all, doesn't the Constitution require there be equal treatment under the law? I'm only asking that the school district, which I pay for, be more inclusive. The school district does have a "policy requiring equity for all races and minority groups." Since you're have a gay month, they are required, by their own policy, to have a Straight White Male Month.
Now some people might have a problem with Straight White Male month, but you are just going to have to face the fact that there are some straight white males who are part of the community and the council has to support every parent and every student in the school district. After all, it's not exactly a fringe concept, there have been straight white males around for a long time.
Every year there are straight white males who are victims of crimes and assaults in the school district. By celebrating and learning about their unique culture and history, we can teach our children to be accepting of their culture and include diversity across the district.
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Shouldn't that be Caucasion Heterosexual Male month? Have to make sure we are completely PC about it, you know.
I suggest a march on Raleigh to petition the legislature.
Posted by: William Teach at October 06, 2006 05:34 PM (IRsCk)
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I think for December we should demand Homosexual Mulsim Terrorist Month.
Posted by: Ogre at October 06, 2006 07:43 PM (oifEm)
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Looking for that fatwa, eh?
Posted by: William Teach at October 06, 2006 09:22 PM (IRsCk)
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I'm sure this Male Hetero White Guy thing could get off the ground... All it needs is a good blogroll and some very offensive first couple of posts.
Posted by: PrivatePigg at October 07, 2006 03:51 AM (lsTkI)
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There we go, we'll start a Straight White Male blogroll! Then we can burn stuff if people offend us!
Posted by: Ogre at October 07, 2006 10:47 AM (QmGzr)
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Don't forget about rioting, looting, petitions, and marches!
Posted by: William Teach at October 07, 2006 03:00 PM (doAuV)
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Sounds reasonable enough to me, bro. Just a few short years ago, gays and lesbians were horribly discriminated against, and in the case of marriage, in my opinion, they have a little ways further to go before they're on completely equal ground with the rest of us.
That said, it's getting a little carried away when people start trying to legislate them to be "extra special". They're NOT "extra special", any moreso than brunettes, redheads, blondes, black people, white people, or blood type "O+" people are... so why try and legislate them to be? Unfortunately, the far left doesn't realize this sort of thing only serves to backfire on the movement by creating well deserved resentment like one sees here - not that the gays and lesbians deserve it - the small group who've shoved this thing down your throats do.
Posted by: Gun Toting Liberal at October 08, 2006 04:33 PM (OKBoD)
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"Equal protection under the law"? I thought the ACLUnatics killed that long ago!
Posted by: DagneyT at October 08, 2006 09:05 PM (eAMcQ)
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GTL, I'll put "Brunetts, Redheads, Blondes" down for January, the blacks already have February, so Blood Type O+ month will have to wait until March.
And Dagney, come now -- you know the ACLU -- they will use any law or legal concept when, and only when it suits them!
And by the way, for those who didn't follow the link, about 90% of this post was lifted from their report, I just replaced the "gay" with "straight, white male."
Posted by: Ogre at October 09, 2006 12:49 AM (QmGzr)
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OMG!
I want a straight white female month too.
No lesbians allowed, no bi's allowed either.
Posted by: Raven at October 09, 2006 08:05 PM (Zvjxh)
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Ogre, I thought you were a decent man.
Know I find out you are running a racist homophobic hate site. I suggest you cease and desist this outrageous behavior.
The White Straight Christian Male is the root of all evil in this world. How dare you even suggest that we devote an entire month to celebrating our culture. This is an outrage!
Sir, I hope you will heed this warning and start a legal defense fund, post haste. The ACLU has probably begun their legal action.... Good luck my friend......
Posted by: Robert at October 09, 2006 09:54 PM (L1ubU)
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Ok, April can be straight white female month. What's next for May?
And Robert, I think the ACLU will defend me, won't they? After all, I'm just asking for equal time and equal rights.
Posted by: Ogre at October 09, 2006 10:37 PM (QmGzr)
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I'm with Raven, btw. I'm looking forward to April!
Posted by: Bou at October 10, 2006 12:32 AM (iHxT3)
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Oh, did I forget to mention that it's NAKED straight white female month?
Posted by: Ogre at October 10, 2006 12:33 AM (QmGzr)
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